People without deathhawks or faux-deathhawks: EW GROSS MY HAIR IS KNOTTED EW MY DAY IS RUINED I HAVE TO SHOWER AND CONDITION AND MASSAGE IT ALL OUT OR ELSE PEOPLE WILL SEE ME AND MY SOCIAL LIFE WILL BE WRECKED FOREVER

People with deathhawks or faux-deathhawks: WHY WON’T THIS BACKCOMB RIGHT THERE AREN’T ENOUGH KNOTS IN THIS THIS is THE ONLY EVENT THIS MONTH WHERE PEOPLE *WON’T* STARE AT ME FOR it MY WHY WON’T IT KNOT PROPERLY WHHHHY MY GOTH LIFE WILL BE RUINED IF IT DOESN’T GET THAT Edward Scissorhands: The Bird’s Nest Addition(TM) vibe happening!